Hey weirdos! Got tons of EXTRA MONEY burning a hole in your dang pocket? Well head over to the official Baseball Card Vandals SHOP and spend all your hard-earned income on strange, one-of-a-kind original artwork.
The cards above have sold and disappeared FOREVER. So while you missed your chance to receive a $25 Finger Bang from a complete and total stranger, you can still provide a good home for a poetic manic depressive, a wise man, a metal god or a pyramid schemer, among others.
WE LOVE YOU BYE.
Your privates should be private, Private.
Low on dignity.
Then cry until I fall asleep.
It’s like that song by Creed, “With Legs Wide Open.”
Keep ya head up.
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.
What do panties this big smell like? Depends.
No American decade is complete without spending hundreds of millions of dollars and risking the lives of thousands of troops for a fresh war halfway across the world.
It’s just a cool, young, hip way to say extra-large camera recorder machine.
I’ve got a mangina with a huge, mighty boosh!
The only non-sexually-transmitted infection I currently have.
It’s gettin’ hot in herrre.
It’s like…my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. Ya know?
Just leave your pick-a-nick basket at home.