Nothing like a little heavy petting with your holiday travel.
The Lion With Two Scrotums for a Mane, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
How else could I have arranged this foursome in the sewer?
I’m gonna go ahead and ruin my long weekend right from the start.
Or a mustache ride. Ladies choice.
Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god? Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.
Mondays kill me.
We nominate EVERYBODY.
And talk about stuff at a table.
The only razor I own is a Motorola flip phone.
I’m also wearing my biggest thong on my tiny dong. Is that so wrong?
And how do I download, stream and create pornography on it?