I put it on in the car while I was driving in the rain through a construction zone talking on my phone with my kids in the car.
You’re not gonna like the way I look, I guarantee it.
It’s because of my looks, isn’t it.
Who says women can’t wear pads? Wait…
Get Lucky and be Happy, dammit.
Trust me, my body needs the whole bottle.
I made up that nickname myself.
The wind out here could raise the dead.
It’s like, what is wrong with people, ya know?
It’s Saturday, so there is a roughly 96% chance this movie is on cable.
Uh…maybe it’s time for solid foods, you grown-ass adult.
Now this is what I call a “Good Friday.”
Also, in the future, Framily will be a word.