Probably the best completely nude kids toy around.
Summer can kiss my ass.
Oh you better believe he got me through the night. (we had sex)
For more on this developing story, go to www.shopbaseballcardvandals.com and buy some shit.
That’s just what the guys call me, I don’t know why. They’re so funny, we’re good friends.
A full one-seventh of my life SUCKS.
Sorry, I just refuse to make love without a cock ring.
Oooooooohhh, I see. I always thought Relativity meant making out with your cousin.
Walk up in the club like…
Check out this SICK Baseball Card Vandals still life composed by Micah Hutton, who is perhaps best known for his “Bad Salmon” victory in our second GUEST VANDALS competition. Thanks Micah, this is truly a WORK O FART.
Want to spend your sunny Saturdays inside, popping pills, licking lozenges and doing weird things with original, one-of-a-kind internet comedy art? WHY NOT. It’s easy, ya dum-dum.
Just head over to www.shopbaseballcardvandals.com and 1) Buy an authentic, hand-drawn BCV card, 2) Do literally WHATEVER you want with it. Frame it, make a shrine to it, fold it up and stick it under the leg of a wobbly table, feed it to your pet rat, sew it onto a jean jacket or mail it to an elderly person for charity. IT’S YOUR LIFE, DO WHAT YOU WANT. We just want you to be happy.
We love you, smooches, BYE.
I’m pretty much the best longneck since Littlefoot.
I told you those were fudgsicle stains on my underpants.
Sometimes I shake my dandruff into a bowl and eat Frosted Flakes for dinner.
Basically, what I’m trying to tell you is that I know how to put a condom on my dangus without using a manual.
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.