Nothing like a little heavy petting with your holiday travel.
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Nothing like a little heavy petting with your holiday travel.

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The Lion With Two Scrotums for a Mane, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
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The Lion With Two Scrotums for a Mane, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

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How else could I have arranged this foursome in the sewer?
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How else could I have arranged this foursome in the sewer?

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I’m gonna go ahead and ruin my long weekend right from the start.
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I’m gonna go ahead and ruin my long weekend right from the start.

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Or a mustache ride. Ladies choice.
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Or a mustache ride. Ladies choice.

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Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god? Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.
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Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god? Trick question, dickhead, Lemmy is God.

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Or eight.
Own this BCV original. 
Mondays kill me. 
Own this card.

Mondays kill me. 

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We nominate EVERYBODY.

We nominate EVERYBODY.

And talk about stuff at a table.

And talk about stuff at a table.

The only razor I own is a Motorola flip phone.

The only razor I own is a Motorola flip phone.

HAA-haa!

HAA-haa!

I’m also wearing my biggest thong on my tiny dong. Is that so wrong?

I’m also wearing my biggest thong on my tiny dong. Is that so wrong?

And how do I download, stream and create pornography on it?

And how do I download, stream and create pornography on it?

For shirts.

For shirts.