I got legs. I know how to use them.
My butt is the exact size of two NBA basketballs smashed together, hard.
Cool story, bro.
Oh, that’s what it is. I thought my wall had a tail.
We all know I’ve never fucked anything.
See if you can plant your seed in that fertile soil.
There’s no crying in baseball!
You’ve got to learn the fundamentals if you want to drive it straight to the hole and slam dunk your dangus.
I don’t know what it is, but dudes just throw themselves at me.
I’m Mike D and I get respect. Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect.
This is the worst job I’ve ever had.
Can you feel the tension? I can. I can feel it down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Getting ready to take them down to the farmer’s market.