These brats probably aren’t even mine.

These brats probably aren’t even mine.

My mommy says I’m the bestest in the whole wide world.

My mommy says I’m the bestest in the whole wide world.

Berna, berna ber ber. Berna ber berna. Berna, ber ber ber, ber berna ber.

Berna, berna ber ber. Berna ber berna. Berna, ber ber ber, ber berna ber.

His song “Started From the Top & Now I’m Here Still” is absolutely terrible.

His song “Started From the Top & Now I’m Here Still” is absolutely terrible.

Sew what?

Sew what?

Anonymous asked: Why are you so disrespectful? The other anon was just stating an opinion and you had to get get all smart ass. How juvenile.

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What does that even mean?

What does that even mean?

I mean, let’s be honest.

I mean, let’s be honest.

No you didn’t.

No you didn’t.

Almost, asshole.

Almost, asshole.

Blowin’ in the wind.

Blowin’ in the wind.

Anonymous asked: Why are you so vulgar and obscene? That's really cheap and easy humor to draw the nasty things you do and it is really disrespectful to the players on the cards. Some day you will have to stand before God and be punished for all of these immoral things you are drawing and saying. Please quit now and only draw decent comics.

You know, maybe you’re right…maybe we should grow up and CHANGE THE DIRECTION we’ve been headed. God is always RIGHT BEHIND US, LOOKING OVER OUR SHOULDER and we don’t want to RUB HIM THE WRONG WAY. And it’s not like he invented dicks or anything, right? It’s all our fault that people have to see dicks, and we should SHOW THE WORLD OUR MANHOOD by taking responsibility for our SELFISH ACTIONS. 

So from now on our jokes will be clean and our KNOBS WILL BE POLISHED. I promise, the DICKS ARE BEHIND US.

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Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

They’re hanging out of my pants. Clearly.

They’re hanging out of my pants. Clearly.

I could burn this place down.

I could burn this place down.