I’d give my right eye to get it back.
It looks and smells like vomit but I’m gonna eat it anyway.
And give yourself a hand if you can find it.
But wear a condom unless you want to want to produce the Next Generation.
Does a woman have to show her Monster Balls to get an Oscar around here?
When I get depressed, I get really poetic about it.
Workin’ so I won’t have to try so hard.
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GIMME A KISS love you bye.
Totes sluts for butts.
Throwback Thursday to when me and a good friend went to catch a glimpse of Channing’s Tatum on the silver screen.
My mouth smells like my down-south.
Happy hump day from an unhappy Wednesday.
Life ain’t easy on the Street.
Gotta keep your dog on a leash.
Nothing like a little heavy petting with your holiday travel.