baseball card vandals

put your thing down flip it and reverse it.

we’re all just puff balls in dream land.

pretty much never comes through in the clutch.

don’t fuck with my footlong.

you gotta be careful with that in cleveland, you could set a whole river on fire.

one hell of a second basewoman.

once upon a time i was a regular guy

now my head is floating in space, 

there’s nothing i can say

a total eclipse of the face.

the thought of going back to the office today is OVERWHELMING.

don’t forget grandma she’s a mother too ya dangus.

go call ya mom, son!

don’t dance just pull up your pants.

suit yourself.

its the freakin’ weekend baby bout to have me some fun.

well helllllloo dawley.

bed bugs BITE.