Shout at the devil.

Shout at the devil.

Just unfold that turtleneck and cover your smile for us. Please.

Just unfold that turtleneck and cover your smile for us. Please.

Just thinking of the nasty food I ate last night makes me not wanna live no mas.

Just thinking of the nasty food I ate last night makes me not wanna live no mas.

What a Babe.

What a Babe.

Shop Your (blue) Balls Off

Hey guys, 

You can’t get EVERYTHING you want in life, but you CAN get authentic Baseball Card Vandals GEAR and ORIGINAL ARTWORK over at our SHOP. I’m not saying that wearing a BCV shirt and owning precious art will make you more attractive to your wife, but at this point IT CAN’T HURT TO TRY.

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

BYE.

At least they made cards for people who didn’t make the team, too.

At least they made cards for people who didn’t make the team, too.

I’m a rye guy.

I’m a rye guy.

Rest in peace, Robin Williams. Thank you for always being wonderfully weird and inspiringly original. You will be missed.

Rest in peace, Robin Williams. Thank you for always being wonderfully weird and inspiringly original. You will be missed.

#BaseballCardVandals on the field for BP in KC courtesy of this handsome fuggin’ BCV fan, Josh Reddick. Thanks again, Josh! #oakland #athletics #swag #KC #royals

#BaseballCardVandals on the field for BP in KC courtesy of this handsome fuggin’ BCV fan, Josh Reddick. Thanks again, Josh! #oakland #athletics #swag #KC #royals

I’ve got a physical tomorrow, so I’m studying up.

I’ve got a physical tomorrow, so I’m studying up.

Looks like he ate your shorts, man.

Looks like he ate your shorts, man.

It’s Heller good.

It’s Heller good.

I’m 16 years old and couldn’t give a fuck less about this job so you can trust me to handle your food.

I’m 16 years old and couldn’t give a fuck less about this job so you can trust me to handle your food.

I don’t usually masturbate. But when I do I’m PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

I don’t usually masturbate. But when I do I’m PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

So cray the judge gave me a restraining order.

So cray the judge gave me a restraining order.