We crave a different kind of buzz.

We crave a different kind of buzz.

Congratulations to Baseball Card Vandals on making the 2014 Tumblr All-Star Team!

Congratulations to Baseball Card Vandals on making the 2014 Tumblr All-Star Team!

This man DID NOT make the All-Star Team.

This man DID NOT make the All-Star Team.

Tearing down Donald Sterling’s house one piece at a time.

Tearing down Donald Sterling’s house one piece at a time.

Congratulations Germany on winning the World Cup but why’d you have to go and do that?

Congratulations Germany on winning the World Cup but why’d you have to go and do that?

I’m just a poor man’s Tits Magee.

I’m just a poor man’s Tits Magee.

And this time I almost stuck it in before I sadly climaxed.

And this time I almost stuck it in before I sadly climaxed.

Use a cover with a new lover.

Use a cover with a new lover.

Today’s Tom Sawyer he gets high on you.

Today’s Tom Sawyer he gets high on you.

And mouth breathing like crazy.

And mouth breathing like crazy.

Preposterously pointy poop.

Preposterously pointy poop.

They almost always come from a fully-clothed, subpar male athlete’s weird vagina.

They almost always come from a fully-clothed, subpar male athlete’s weird vagina.

A reasonable on-the-field breakfast.

A reasonable on-the-field breakfast.

A good man is hard to find.

A good man is hard to find.

Skip the foreplay and go straight to the forearm.

Skip the foreplay and go straight to the forearm.