This man DID NOT make the All-Star Team.
Tearing down Donald Sterling’s house one piece at a time.
Congratulations Germany on winning the World Cup but why’d you have to go and do that?
I’m just a poor man’s Tits Magee.
And this time I almost stuck it in before I sadly climaxed.
Use a cover with a new lover.
Today’s Tom Sawyer he gets high on you.
And mouth breathing like crazy.
Preposterously pointy poop.
They almost always come from a fully-clothed, subpar male athlete’s weird vagina.
A reasonable on-the-field breakfast.
A good man is hard to find.
Skip the foreplay and go straight to the forearm.
Get your eyes of my thighs.
It’s darker than a black hole’s butthole in here.