Aardvark football.

Aardvark football.

Not sure if this is a photo or a painting of this dick.

Not sure if this is a photo or a painting of this dick.

How did that man get a microphone?

How did that man get a microphone?

It’s not nearly the grossest part of my body either.

It’s not nearly the grossest part of my body either.

But they are too wet with tears.

But they are too wet with tears.

Roll over, Beethoven. 

Roll over, Beethoven. 

Nice knowing you, Fred. 

Nice knowing you, Fred. 

I’ve got my makeup on and I’m all ready for church!

I’ve got my makeup on and I’m all ready for church!

Like maybe the one pictured, for instance.

Like maybe the one pictured, for instance.

There’s gotta be a better way to spend my Saturday.

There’s gotta be a better way to spend my Saturday.

There are TOO MANY white people in this picture.

There are TOO MANY white people in this picture.

"I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just love the way it smells."

"I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just love the way it smells."

I’m pretty much a cannabis connoisseur.

I’m pretty much a cannabis connoisseur.

Everybody we talk to is always like, “When are you jerks gonna do Tracy?” and “We want a bunch of Tracy Chapman cards!” and “Gimme one reason you shouldn’t do A LOT of Tracy Chapman cards, you assholes!”
FINE, everybody. HERE.

Everybody we talk to is always like, “When are you jerks gonna do Tracy?” and “We want a bunch of Tracy Chapman cards!” and “Gimme one reason you shouldn’t do A LOT of Tracy Chapman cards, you assholes!”

FINE, everybody. HERE.

I ONLY fart around large groups of people.

I ONLY fart around large groups of people.