oh my lord.
great it’s monday, i get to go hear my coworkers say the exact same shit to me they do every day.
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relax bitches its sunday.
some guys have all the luck.
it will be the highlight of my weekend. IT ALWAYS IS.
or as republicans call it, jesus pee.
take your time hurry up.
fuck winter i miss sports that i can play in my designer panties.
write that down in your notebooks kids. #facts
the absolute worst public service announcement from the 80’s.
face first safety first.
these cookies aren’t the only things cream-filled.