That sucks, ya blowhole.

That sucks, ya blowhole.

If I don’t get arrested again tonight it’ll be a miracle.

If I don’t get arrested again tonight it’ll be a miracle.

Probably just gonna get real gross with myself with the shades drawn in my bedroom. You know, the usual.

Probably just gonna get real gross with myself with the shades drawn in my bedroom. You know, the usual.

TLC’s least favorite show.

TLC’s least favorite show.

Obvi.

Obvi.

Put a cassette up my butt and I’ll tell you a story.

Put a cassette up my butt and I’ll tell you a story.

Walk hard.

Walk hard.

You don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind smells.

You don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind smells.

How about all these lefties and righties just fucking switch hit for a little while.

How about all these lefties and righties just fucking switch hit for a little while.

Baseballs Spaceballs.

Baseballs Spaceballs.

Compact Dick.

Compact Dick.

Yes and stop breathing from your mouth.

Yes and stop breathing from your mouth.

Sunday brunch isn’t nice & relaxing for everyone.

Sunday brunch isn’t nice & relaxing for everyone.

Guys, I have no idea what happened but I think it may be permanent.

Guys, I have no idea what happened but I think it may be permanent.

Grab a spoon and scoop yourself some man-candy.

Grab a spoon and scoop yourself some man-candy.