Get your eyes of my thighs.
It’s darker than a black hole’s butthole in here.
Some haircuts are just trendy, but diamonds are forever.
But enough about me, how was your holiday weekend?
Show off your shark bait.
Not to mention the sharts that wrecked my shorts.
I’ve never seen Stanley naked, but judging by his cup he’s got a helluva hose.
Just like most of the world’s population, right? Oh, they don’t? Oh.
You can’t spell A STUD without STD & USA.
Stay weird, America. Happy 4th of July from Baseball Card Vandals.
Girl you look good.
Yeah, it’s affecting your speech.
But she’s sleeping with some other dude.
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS, GODDAMMIT!