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BREAKING NEWS!
We are TERRIBLE at making tough, important decisions, and we couldn’t decide between all the PUSSY JOKES. So the first ever BCV CAPTION CONTEST **CO-WINNERS**are:
He’s got the nastiest hairball in the majors. (David Geckle)
AND
Like a broke-ass Calvin & Hobbes. (Duffy Finck)
CONGRATULATIONS, guys. We mailed you both a traveller’s cheque for a BRAZILLION dollars, but we ANTICIPATE it being lost in the mail. THANK YOU to all who participated, you don’t win anything but our INTERNET FRIENDSHIP and LOVE. GOOD NIGHT BYE.
(via baseballcardvandals)
These make me so, so happy.