Hey ANYBODY, we are inappropriately EXCITED to announce the THIRD EVER GUEST VANDALS Competition! We’re gonna call this one GUEST VANDALS 3: The 3rd Time is Neither a Charm nor Charming. I know what you’re thinking: WHAT? WHO CARES? WHY? NO! Well, hold on and just listen for a second. We want you to grab a Sharpie and get really weird ALL OVER your worst sports cards, get a DECENT SCAN of your work, and then email it to us at email@example.com. We know you have STRANGE & hilarious thoughts/SKILL$ just like us, and now is YOUR chance to SHINE ONLINE. We love you and we want you to SUCCEED, HARD.
So get us your submissions by WEDNESDAY, July 24. That’s over a month away, so NO EXCUSES for anything but your most EXCELLENT MEDIOCRITY. We will select 5 or so FINALISTS and post them on FRIDAY, July 26. The FINALIST with the most Facebook LIKES by MIDNIGHT ET will be the GUEST VANDALS 3 CHAMP! As always, the CHAMP will receive a HUGE CASH PRIZE MINUS THAT SAME PRIZE (THAT MAKES NO CENTS). But this time, THERE WILL BE AN ACTUAL PRIZE, TOO! We can’t tell you what it is yet though, its a SURPRIZE…
So do your BEST, FRIENDS so you can show your BEST FRIENDS who is the BEST FRIEND FOREVER.
WE LOVE YOU.
1. Use a sports card.
2. Vandalize it with a marker or pen and scan it. (No digital modifications, please.)
3. Make it hilarious, weird, embarrassing, enlightening, beautiful, bananas, gross, genius, mysterious, shitty, perfect or completely NSFW.
4. Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org as a JPEG, PSD, or PDF somewhere around 520x720 pixels. Do this by JULY 24, 2013.
5. Give us your name and any other things you want us to mention on the site if you win (blog, company, website, brand, your lover’s name, etc.).
6. By submitting you give us the permission to use your image on this website and on related platforms (Twitter, Facebook, and other things like that). Also, we reserve the right to caption the image as we like, though your suggestions are welcomed and encouraged.
If you need a DEMONSTRATION/INSPIRATION check out this motivational video:http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/354135f4f4/baseball-card-vandals-infomercial.