— so i walk into my stylist’s and i’m like, “look...
so i walk into my stylist’s and i’m like, “look nancy, do what you want but you’d better make it PERFECTLY symmetrical, i got great features that can shine on their own and don’t need fancy tricks & gimmicks, like maybe you could just cut BOTH my mustache and my hair into a horseshoe-type shape you know, something simple and classy that girls will really respond positively to and that I won’t regret when i see a picture of myself in the future.” needless to say, i get what i want.

so i walk into my stylist’s and i’m like, “look nancy, do what you want but you’d better make it PERFECTLY symmetrical, i got great features that can shine on their own and don’t need fancy tricks & gimmicks, like maybe you could just cut BOTH my mustache and my hair into a horseshoe-type shape you know, something simple and classy that girls will really respond positively to and that I won’t regret when i see a picture of myself in the future.” needless to say, i get what i want.